When you’re writing fanfction and you know what you want to happen, but you just can’t seem to put it into words for the story
Humans are the cancer of the Earth."
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
"Don’t break a writer’s heart and think ink won’t spill."
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
(Source: ahcalamity, via numberisblocked)
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved